There's an old joke about the last words of a redneck: "Hold my beer and watch this." While such beer-holding moments often lead to mayhem and the occasional grievous bodily injury, in many cases they're simply just matters of common courtesy ... until ... Dad asks son to hold beer, kicked out of Arizona Cardinals gameUSA TODAY Son Holds Beer, Dad Kicked OutBleacher Report 15-Year-Old Holds Dad's Beer for a Second & All Hell Breaks LooseThe Stir all 24 news articles »