Beer Flavors Are Not That Subtle

In order to accept this facsimile of reality, you must believe a few things that are logically problematic:

1. Anheuser-Busch is showing you an accurate reflection of what happened in that pub, not a heavily-edited version.  (Assuming, and some won’t, that you think these are patrons and not actors in the first place.)
2. Telling people you are serving them a “special beer” will allow them to appreciate Budweiser with what Buddhists call “beginner’s mind” and give it a chance to impress on its own merits.
3. People offered Budweiser blind would be shocked and amazed to learn what it was.

The most unbelievable thing, though, is the subtext Bud expects us to accept. The ad is structured to suggest that these are sophisticated drinkers who would normally be ordering Dogfish Head, Sixpoint, or Bro …