New Beer Friday – Blue Hair Edition

As I’m going to the grocery store to pick up some of these new Selkirk Abby beers, I noticed that an AARP bus must have broken or something because I was by far the freshest face on the block by at least fifty years. The entire parking lot is full of “blue hairs” driving only Cadillacs, Buicks and Oldsmobiles. I try to park in the first stall I come to but was denied – due to a lady unloading her shopping cart with the speed and movement of C-3PO with a low battery.

So, I move on to the next row. There I find a massive, primer red El Dorado and newer taupe Buick Regal doing some kind of automotive ballet – as one lady tries to fine-tune her massive Detroit made vessel into one tiny stall as another tries to back out of the opposing stall. After this “dance of dragons” has ended I pull in to the recently vacated stall to find an older gentleman with his door swung wide open blocking the stall. He can’t hear me yell, “excuse me”! because he’s blasting a tirade from Rush Limbaugh on the ra …