Help, I'm sober and I can't get drunk! A grandmother in Memphis was jailed this week after officials say she called 911 for "police assistance in getting a beer," according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Rosie Pate, 68, told local news .... Memphis grandmother calls 911 for beerWSMV Nashville Grandma Charged For Calling 911 To Get A Beerwreg.com Busted Grandma, 68, Called 911 For "Police Assistance In Getting A Beer"The Smoking Gun 14 News WFIE Evansville -UPI.com (blog) all 34 news articles »