Screaming Into the Void (November 7, 2016 Edition)

Each week, Tony Budny pens SCREAMING INTO THE VOID and looks at the best in writing and social media conversation around the biggest issues in beer. If you feel something should be included, have a tip, or just want to sound off, feel free to look him up on Twitter @DrinksTheThings or email DCBeer. We don’t need Vine; we only need beer.

It’s me, your social justice beer-drinking correspondent, here for another week of zany hijinks in the Void. The Cubs won the World Series, and you are currently reading this beer blog on the day of a few days after their parade [Ed. Note: I am awful with timing, apologies to Tony]. This is amazing because it was expected this event would herald the end opening a 32 year old Coors banquet. This is the opposite of saving a beer that can handle age for a special occasion. I’m sure the adrenaline rush from the victory improved the still foul-smelling brew.

Tuesday is still coming, though, and that means there’s still a chance a reality TV host could end u